Today was another bright and early start, dedicated to a snorkeling excursion. I’d scoured different options and picked what seemed like a decent company and price, and because I was the furthest away from our launch point the shuttle picked me up first. What I quickly learned was that rather than launching at the nearby harbor with more time on the water, our boat left from the village further north with all the other companies after a longer drive to get there. Our small boat sped across the Gulf of Nicoya, and was one of the first to arrive. Approaching Isla Tortuga, I saw a small island with rocky cliffs surrounding a small white sand beach that was framed by coconut trees.
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Gulf of Nicoya
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First glimpse of Isla Tortuga
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It looked picturesque, and as we came ashore it quickly became apparent
that we were penned in on the beach, and this place was designed to
cater to tourists who wanted to drink, party, and spend cash. Nothing
wrong with that, unless you wanted to enjoy wildlife and have a quieter
place to sit. The part that surprised me the most was having to pay a
few dollars to use the only bathrooms, and that this wasn’t covered with
our tour package–thank goodness I had brought some money!
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Enjoying the beach pre-snorkel and rocking my new work hat.
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I was
eager to start snorkeling, but our boat turned around to bring another
boatload of passengers, and in the meantime the other companies started
arriving in their bigger boats. So after splashing in the water for a
bit, I found a shady place to sit with my book and was grateful I’d worn
a swim shirt to avoid burning as easily in the sun. When our turn
finally came for snorkeling, the boat took us to a smaller rock jutting
out of the water not too far away, along with many of the other boats.
This was the stated purpose of the tour, and I knew these kinds of areas
are environmentally sensitive, so I was shocked when the staff handed
me a snorkel and mask, but no fins, and told us to come back in 30
minutes. No guide, not even a card showing us what to look for or what
they’re called, and for any newbies in our group, no instruction on how
to avoid harming the wildlife. I decided to make the most of my time by
circling the island and practicing all the skills and best practices I’d
learned on other tours. The fish were as colorful and interesting as
I’d hoped, and there was something cobalt blue on some of the corals
that I never did figure out. It’s a special place, but it was also clear
that it’s being overloved and underprotected by these groups. I didn’t
have a watch on and was by myself, but thankfully it was easy for them
to spot me in my bright pink shirt and all too soon, it was back on the
boat heading back to the island.
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Happy snorkler (our spot was the rock just left of my head)
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Lunch was delicious, and the
afternoon was spent dipping in the ocean in between rounds of reading in
the diminishing shady spots (no wonder they charged so much for a chair
and umbrella!). A good day, just longer and different than planned.
When it was time to head back, things started to go downhill. The staff
were clearly ready for their shift to be over, so the captain drove the
boat back so quickly that it felt unsafe, and our yelps and signaling to
the other staff seemed to have no impact on his reckless driving. After
dropping us off, he headed back to pick up the other group, and it was
at that point that we learned our shuttle wasn’t coming and we needed to
wait for the other group and take their bus to a spot where another
shuttle could meet us. Things happen and they did try to make it up to
us by giving us soda and water while we waited, but after that crazy
ride the news we had to wait on a hot dock for over an hour, we were not
happy campers. For what was advertised as a half day excursion, the
delay meant it was once again after dark by the time I was back at the
hotel, and once again I was grateful I had snacks to enjoy for dinner
and could call it an early night. In Vietnam, they’d use the phrase
“same same” to persuade us whatever it was–the tour, the car, the meal,
the souvenir, etc. was the same value as its alternatives, only to have
it fall short in reality. The weather and wildlife were wonderful, but
otherwise this felt a little “same same” to me.
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Our "same same" boat before it went to pick up the other customers
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